Man almost trips over buzzing sex toy after it’s flung from Travelodge window

A man stumbled across a raunchy sex toy lying in a puddle in the middle of the street seconds after it was flung from the window of a budget hotel.

The office worker, who wanted to remain anonymous, revealed that he found the saucy sex aid broken but buzzing in the gutter the day before Valentine’s Day.

He whipped out his phone to get a picture of the stimulating sight and saw a taxi driver in fits of laughter nearby.

The 33-year-old revealed that the laughing driver had spotted the naughty device flying through the air when it was chucked from a window of the Maidenhead Travelodge seconds before.

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He explained the chauffeur “saw it drop from a window of the Travelodge."

The shocked bloke added: “The road is residential with a few offices on one side and we did see some older people walk past it from the window later sadly."

After he posted a photo of the cheeky sight online his uncle suggested the device could have been ditched after a fierce lovers’ tiff.

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He said: “His guess was that the boyfriend booked a hotel and brought a toy as a surprise for the missus for Valentine’s Day.

“On brandishing it, or after using it, a domestic might have kicked off about why he felt the need to bring a toy into their sex life, she could have then flipped out and thrown it out the window.

“Similarly, I guess she could have brought it with her and the guy flipped out.

“Either way, it was definitely a surprise to find it on the street and gave us all a good laugh regardless.”

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